
Me, during an eval: tell me about what happened.
Patient: well it all started when I quit my job last winter….
Me: no about your knee
Patient: *ignores me and continues to tell me irrelevant information like the name of the street they tripped on which happens to be undergoing a name change which she thinks is ridiculous given it’s been called maple for 27 years and highway 63 really just won’t hold the same character as maple did*